Cork & Ireland
One Good Deed Deserves a Curse and a Fist Shake
A driver lets 15 cars out of a supermarket car park and leaves everyone behind them reconsidering manners.
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Cork Couple Aim to Try Every Coffee Shop in the City but Go Bankrupt Before Completing It
Sean and Jane insist they are not addicted to coffee, despite losing their house while attempting to turn their caffeine habit into a viral series.
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Councils Agree to Replace Tea With Coffee — But at a Cost!
A new productivity drive will replace workers’ tea with 17,500 mobile horse-box coffee stations.
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Local Man Arrested for Buying Groceries
Witnesses became suspicious when a Crosshaven shopper asked whether a local store still accepted cash.
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Wine and Beer Bottles Being Opened as Air-Raid Warning for Non-Parents
Parents celebrate the return to school while commuters prepare to surrender another hour of their lives to traffic.
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Local Man Outraged to Discover Great Beer Deal Is 440ml and Only 4%
Dennis returns to the shop for proper beer after discovering his bargain cans are smaller and weaker than expected.
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