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The Shandon Shocker is a satirical publication from No. 30 Productions. It is written for entertainment and should not be mistaken for a factual news service, however confidently it says things.
Satire, fiction and real life
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Adult audience
The publication is intended for adults. Articles may contain strong language, alcohol references, mature themes and jokes of questionable but committed taste. It is not directed at anyone under 18.
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